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April 15 2013

Ann Perkins: How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?
Ron Swanson: One.
Ann Perkins: That’s it? One drink?
Ron Swanson: One shelf.
Ann Perkins: Do you exercise?
Ron Swanson: Yes. Lovemaking and woodworking.
Ann Perkins: Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?
Ron Swanson: I have an uncle who does yoga.
Ann Perkins: Allergies?
Ron Swanson: Cowardice and weak-willed men. And hazelnuts.
Ann Perkins: Sexual history?
Ron Swanson: Epic and private.
Parks and Recreation: Animal Control
Reposted byn-nudelsalat n-nudelsalat

September 02 2011

We need to remember what's important in life. Friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. It doesn't matter. But work is third.
Leslie Knope
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July 12 2011

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Parks and Recreation: Ron Swansons Pyramid of Greatness

"Capitalism: God's way of determining who is smart and who is poor."
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