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March 11 2013

sovielsand
21:04
Wenn die Zahl der Toten den Umfang des eigenen Wortschatzes übersteigt
 
Twitter / Deinetwegen
 

January 28 2013

sovielsand
18:36
Sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin.
 
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January 16 2013

sovielsand
10:29
Nichts macht die Differenz zwischen Selbst- und Fremdwahrnehmung so brutal deutlich wie ein Buchgeschenk.
 
Twitter / Schreyeisen
 
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November 20 2012

sovielsand
17:27

Maybe it's time to start compiling a friendly "highway code" for social media to alert future generations to potential dangers:

Rule No 1 is: don't form a mob on the basis of anything you read less than a minute ago.

Rule No 2: accusations of child abuse don't go down very well, even if you try to "lighten the mood" midway through them by typing LOL.

And rule No 3 is: don't be a dick.

Not sure you need any more rules than that, to be honest. That's the internet solved, then. Next week: Palestine.

 

Charlie Brooker: The online highway code: three simple rules to solve the internet
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November 17 2012

sovielsand
11:31

November 12 2012

sovielsand
16:06
Yeah these boxes are definitely plotting something.

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November 08 2012

sovielsand
21:07
Klingelt bei mir jemand von der GEZ, gehe ich mit einer Öllampe zur Tür und flüstere mit heiserer Stimme: “Elektrizität ist Teufelswerk.“
 
Twitter / Wurfsternpingu
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September 25 2012

sovielsand
21:24
quality of the writing vs. klout score
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sovielsand
10:34
lehnt Armutsbericht ab. Bald: Regierung erkennt Wahlergebnis nicht an; HSV dementiert Tabelle; Google weist Suchergebnisse von sich.
Twitter / maiksoehler
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September 20 2012

sovielsand
10:48
Apparently Robert Pattinson took Kristen Stewart back. In related news, he will now be known as Team Pathetic.
 
Twitter / DepressedDarth

September 18 2012

sovielsand
13:27
Ich möchte an dieser Stelle gerne John Rambo zitieren: "AHHHHHHHHH *ratatatatatata* AHHHHHHHHH *ratatatatatatat*..."
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September 01 2012

sovielsand
09:57
 "Ist dieser Platz noch frei?" - "Nein, Sie Idiot! Da sitzt Obama." 
Twitter / prunio

August 28 2012

sovielsand
12:00
 "Meine Beziehung funktioniert nicht mehr." "Hast du sie mal beendet und wieder neu gestartet?"
Twitter / litchi7
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August 22 2012

sovielsand
08:21
Play fullscreen
Keynote 2012: LEAKED Official Apple iPhone 5 Promo Video
 

August 21 2012

sovielsand
21:28
 "Ich liebe Dich." "Wir haben alle unsere Probleme."
 
Twitter / h0niggurke
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August 20 2012

sovielsand
18:42
"Schatz, Ich muss mein T-Shirt waschen! Welches Waschmaschinen Programm soll ich nehmen?" "Was steht denn auf dem T-Shirt drauf?" "Slayer!" 
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August 13 2012

sovielsand
07:52
In meiner Freizeit bringe ich Amselkindern die Melodien GEMA-geschützter Lieder bei und treibe so die Musikindustrie in den Ruin.
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August 07 2012

sovielsand
09:45
In case anyone wondered if people would show up in Times Square at 1am on a sunday night to watch a robot land on Mars.

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August 05 2012

sovielsand
09:31
Guido Knopp hört auf! Was wird jetzt aus Hitler?
 
Twitter / wortwart

July 30 2012

sovielsand
14:08
4. Having a pint with a racist
Maybe it's the invisibility of old people, but I rarely "fall into conversation" with morons in the pub these days. It's what happened in the golden age before we had mobiles to check. There'd be a neutral remark about the weather and before you knew it some sullen clump of sideboards and tash opposite would be blaming "them" for his early black-and-white version of Broken Britain. Then you'd have an argument while you drank your pints and it seemed quite important to engage and challenge. Today, if anyone says anything racist the protocol is to smile, pretend to go to the toilet, tweet "Oh my God, there's a totally racist dude in this pub", then covertly film them and hope they say something YouTubeable.
The Guardian: Ian Martin – Ten things I miss about the 20th century
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